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What if people who get periods had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

WHAT ABOUT MENOPAUSE THOWOULD YOU JUST THANK HIM FOR HIS SERVICE AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAYTO FIND A NEW NOT-PREGNANT GIRLOR DOES HE DIE WHAT HAPPENS

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Can we please have a story about this?

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elfgrove:

problematize:

schniggles:

northernlotus:

bluandorange:

Before the 60’s, Americans ate a certain type of banana; the Gros Michel banana. During the 60’s, the Gros Michel crop in the US and Central America got destroyed by a fungus, and the Cavendish banana took its place. They look the same, but taste totally different. 

Sorry Bucky. At least you got to practice your deep-throating technique.

fun fact: this is why we (nowadays) hate artificial banana flavouring, because it tastes like the Gros Michel

*coughs*

In which an American icon is mourned.

This is the greatest thing. OMG.

Oh goodness. This is educational, clever, funny, and adorable all at once.

I’m gonna cry from laughing, “the only two members of some exclusive little club. Super-Soldiers Against Modern Bananas.”

wsswatson

Anonymous asked:

To me, the fact that Janine said "Sorry, not dressed" which meant that she was aware that it was not exactly appropiate and yet didn't put something else on (like a dressing gown at least) meant that she was trying to provoke a reaction out of John on purpose. I'm not sure if it was all her or a plan with Sherlock, but it was definitely on purpose.

thealogie answered:

Right like there are a 1000 ways I can get personal pleasure out of that scene. That scene is only pleasure for me. You can watch it and keep your eyes on john the entire time: the MOST fun. Then you watch again and only watch Janine STILL PURE FUN. Watch Sherlock FUN FUN UBER FUN HE IS TRYING SO HARD AND IS SO BAD AT IT YES. 

It’s fun all day every day and Janine is having a blast and totally knows what she is doing but can you imagine how fun it would be if they had written them as explicitly in on it and Janine comes to the hospital like “lol bro jesus…well at least i don’t have to coach you through straight kissing anymore cause you suck at it lol”