Is that a UK number?
What if people who get periods had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
Can we please have a story about this?
i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on
Right like there are a 1000 ways I can get personal pleasure out of that scene. That scene is only pleasure for me. You can watch it and keep your eyes on john the entire time: the MOST fun. Then you watch again and only watch Janine STILL PURE FUN. Watch Sherlock FUN FUN UBER FUN HE IS TRYING SO HARD AND IS SO BAD AT IT YES.
It’s fun all day every day and Janine is having a blast and totally knows what she is doing but can you imagine how fun it would be if they had written them as explicitly in on it and Janine comes to the hospital like “lol bro jesus…well at least i don’t have to coach you through straight kissing anymore cause you suck at it lol”